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stay me, but the ladies slow me down.
[TO AGENORA]
Bye-bye now, Deaness; next time I'm in town
I'll look you up.
AGENORA: You know my address, hon.
TALIPED: [TO MAILMAN]
Hey, wait! You mean to tell me I'm the one
you bought and sold?
MAILMAN: Are your feet scarred?
TALIPED: They always have been.
MAILMAN: And your ID-card
saysTaliped Decanus,does it not?
TALIPED: Of course it does.
MAILMAN: And I guess you know what
Talipedmeans?
TALIPED: It means "swollen foot."
MAILMAN: You're It, then, pal.
TALIPED: By George! I never put
two and two together until now!
COMMITTEE CHAIRMAN: A mathematician you aren't. But tell me how
a woman like your wife can go to bed
for nine years with a man namedTaliped
and never see his scars!
AGENORA: Listen, tootsie:
you and your wife might like playing footsie,
but when a fellow goes to bed with me,
it isn't his big toe I want to see.
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